Ep 38 – Drunken Secret Sauce

So your two favourite cousins head out of town to another cousins wedding, what do you do? Get drunk and record an episode that’s what! With three incredible bits of advice, including songwriting (Tony sings a shocker,) getting your clothes backĀ and catching a mail thief. I hope Tony managed to edit something useful out of…

Ep 26 – To tame a possum or start a war…

When you have a possum under your sink, or when your future sister-in-law is trying to ruin your wedding, or when you want to lose weight, who do you call? Your cousins Bernard and Tony of course! Global political meltdowns, alternative waste-disposal units and the finer points of golf are all explored as useful solutions…

Episode 14 – Lucifer’s Rectum and other cheap laughs

Some would say we phoned this one in, but those in the know realise we Skyped this one in instead. We deal with bad breath (like really fucking bad breath,) a few wedding issues, and one poor old lady who has fallen victim to cheap attention grabbing headlines (unlike the high brow prose we utilise…