Ep 34 – Bernard, Interrupted

  Ever asked yourself the question, Is Bernard slightly possessed by a slightly ticked off demon? Well today you may get the answer you seek on this ever present question. Also we help tackle the burning issues of when to contact after a date, when to take drastic measures in a public restroom, and when…

Ep 31 – Give maybe one F for the important stuff

This week we give advice on the big three H’s  for a happy life: health, housing and  how to make money. Lets just say the health part starts with not eating from the same two plastic spoons for 12 years, housing starts with avoiding dead goats and how to make money, well you’ll have to…

Ep 29 – Jenny and the Geologists Lost Bra

Welcome back everyone and hello to 2017. We kick the year off with a Cousinocracy first – A guest host – Who helps us our with a misplaced brassiere. We also manage to mix up our questions list which was really fun (blame that on the lads being a bit rusty after a few weeks away…

Ep 26 – To tame a possum or start a war…

When you have a possum under your sink, or when your future sister-in-law is trying to ruin your wedding, or when you want to lose weight, who do you call? Your cousins Bernard and Tony of course! Global political meltdowns, alternative waste-disposal units and the finer points of golf are all explored as useful solutions…

Ep 24 – A podcast you wouldn’t want to strip to

In these perilous times, the lads focus on the issues on everyone’s minds…. There’s a whole bog roll in the toilet!!!! What is the perfect song for a comedic PG-rated striptease? Help! My Dildo is lost in the post! Who says this is not a serious program dedicated to tackling the big issues. All this…

Ep 21 – Bengalese Blood Orange Tea

Arranging a first date can be a debilitating nerve-racking affair, luckily for all you daters out there, Bernard & Tony have your back in this week’s masterpiece.
We also embark on the nature of success and procrastination and try and tell someone their problem isn’t a problem.
Will Bernard pull back the lead in ‘Fun Fact or Bullshit Act?” , will this segment get a better theme song? – Only one way to find out….

Ep 19 – The post-colonoscopy special

So yeah, it happened, Tony had a colonoscopy. The results… a post sedative rant fest from the Ass-Man himself. Throw in some advice we dish out around letting a girl know you really like her, getting a mate to pay you back, and dealing with brainiac mates and you have a classic Counsinocracy podcast episode….

Episode 17 – Anxious abusive travel toddlers

A huge week for the world as we unveil a new segment for Cousinocracy, Random Fact or Bullshit Act? Don’t worry we will continue to refine the jingle so it won’t always be as shit as the one you hear here (hair, hare.) We tackle some of life’s problems including abusive 8 year olds, where to travel on…

Episode 10 – Donald Trump is a Grizzly Bear

Well no one can say we don’t tackle the tough issues here at Cousinocracy. This week we investigate the various abilities of both Grizzly Bears AND Silverback Gorillas. Also on the show, we help one dreamy sounding gentleman with a potential Ramsay Bolton situation, take a closer look at some classic post-grunge lyrics and investigate more…

Episode Seven – Steady on Richard

Bernard finds it hard to follow his own advice, although much of this is probably due to Tony’s constant baiting. Wedding etiquette, dealing with idiots &  mail malfunctions are all covered in-depth as well as the return of the critically acclaimed segment “Lyrical Breakdown (we’re breaking down the lyrics)” If you enjoyed this at all,…