Ep 41 – Swinging into the Kitchen

Are Aussies less polite in general? Are Swingers parties life or death situations? Can Tony somehow find three linking puns for all of our issues to solve this week? – Probably No (to all) but listen anyway, it is really fun I swear. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them…

Ep 24 – A podcast you wouldn’t want to strip to

In these perilous times, the lads focus on the issues on everyone’s minds…. There’s a whole bog roll in the toilet!!!! What is the perfect song for a comedic PG-rated striptease? Help! My Dildo is lost in the post! Who says this is not a serious program dedicated to tackling the big issues. All this…

Ep 21 – Bengalese Blood Orange Tea

Arranging a first date can be a debilitating nerve-racking affair, luckily for all you daters out there, Bernard & Tony have your back in this week’s masterpiece.
We also embark on the nature of success and procrastination and try and tell someone their problem isn’t a problem.
Will Bernard pull back the lead in ‘Fun Fact or Bullshit Act?” , will this segment get a better theme song? – Only one way to find out….

Ep 19 – The post-colonoscopy special

So yeah, it happened, Tony had a colonoscopy. The results… a post sedative rant fest from the Ass-Man himself. Throw in some advice we dish out around letting a girl know you really like her, getting a mate to pay you back, and dealing with brainiac mates and you have a classic Counsinocracy podcast episode….

Episode 17 – Anxious abusive travel toddlers

A huge week for the world as we unveil a new segment for Cousinocracy, Random Fact or Bullshit Act? Don’t worry we will continue to refine the jingle so it won’t always be as shit as the one you hear here (hair, hare.) We tackle some of life’s problems including abusive 8 year olds, where to travel on…