Ep 41 – Swinging into the Kitchen

Are Aussies less polite in general? Are Swingers parties life or death situations? Can Tony somehow find three linking puns for all of our issues to solve this week? – Probably No (to all) but listen anyway, it is really fun I swear. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them…

Ep 34 – Bernard, Interrupted

  Ever asked yourself the question, Is Bernard slightly possessed by a slightly ticked off demon? Well today you may get the answer you seek on this ever present question. Also we help tackle the burning issues of when to contact after a date, when to take drastic measures in a public restroom, and when…

Ep 30 – The DropNutz Tribe

Its fast and furious this week as Bernard & Tony manage to pump three bits of stellar advice AND a heart stopping edition of ‘fun fact, bullshit act’  – Will this be the week Bernard finally takes the lead, or will Tony come up with some sort of trickery to steal victory? And hey! We need…

Ep 29 – Jenny and the Geologists Lost Bra

Welcome back everyone and hello to 2017. We kick the year off with a Cousinocracy first – A guest host – Who helps us our with a misplaced brassiere. We also manage to mix up our questions list which was really fun (blame that on the lads being a bit rusty after a few weeks away…

Ep 27 – Crotch pointing Horoscopes

To be honest, we recorded this one a while ago, then Tony deleted the edited version and had to do it all over again. Subsequently I cannot remember what it was all about. Something to do with stuck pot lids and horoscopes maybe? Listen and find out for yourself! Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most…

Ep 26 – To tame a possum or start a war…

When you have a possum under your sink, or when your future sister-in-law is trying to ruin your wedding, or when you want to lose weight, who do you call? Your cousins Bernard and Tony of course! Global political meltdowns, alternative waste-disposal units and the finer points of golf are all explored as useful solutions…

Ep 25 – How not to wax a cat

The lads are back and their advice is LIT! Their flow is on fleek and other buzzwords we don’t understand. This week we help someone who has excess wax on their feline companion , explore the hidden meanings behind recurring dreams and help someone struggling to get the concept of a steering wheel. All this plus…

Ep 21 – Bengalese Blood Orange Tea

Arranging a first date can be a debilitating nerve-racking affair, luckily for all you daters out there, Bernard & Tony have your back in this week’s masterpiece.
We also embark on the nature of success and procrastination and try and tell someone their problem isn’t a problem.
Will Bernard pull back the lead in ‘Fun Fact or Bullshit Act?” , will this segment get a better theme song? – Only one way to find out….

Episode 17 – Anxious abusive travel toddlers

A huge week for the world as we unveil a new segment for Cousinocracy, Random Fact or Bullshit Act? Don’t worry we will continue to refine the jingle so it won’t always be as shit as the one you hear here (hair, hare.) We tackle some of life’s problems including abusive 8 year olds, where to travel on…

Episode 10 – Donald Trump is a Grizzly Bear

Well no one can say we don’t tackle the tough issues here at Cousinocracy. This week we investigate the various abilities of both Grizzly Bears AND Silverback Gorillas. Also on the show, we help one dreamy sounding gentleman with a potential Ramsay Bolton situation, take a closer look at some classic post-grunge lyrics and investigate more…

Episode 9 – When you’ve blown it, Own it

New problems, new segments and new sound effects! Life’s conundrums resolved, including strip club issues, pillow case issues and even Mummy issues. Bernard and Tony try to find the silver lining in even the worst situations and Tony reinterprets the lyrics to another classic 90’s pop hit. Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most of the…

Episode Seven – Steady on Richard

Bernard finds it hard to follow his own advice, although much of this is probably due to Tony’s constant baiting. Wedding etiquette, dealing with idiots &  mail malfunctions are all covered in-depth as well as the return of the critically acclaimed segment “Lyrical Breakdown (we’re breaking down the lyrics)” If you enjoyed this at all,…