Ep 38 – Drunken Secret Sauce

So your two favourite cousins head out of town to another cousins wedding, what do you do? Get drunk and record an episode that’s what! With three incredible bits of advice, including songwriting (Tony sings a shocker,) getting your clothes back and catching a mail thief. I hope Tony managed to edit something useful out of…

Ep 34 – Bernard, Interrupted

  Ever asked yourself the question, Is Bernard slightly possessed by a slightly ticked off demon? Well today you may get the answer you seek on this ever present question. Also we help tackle the burning issues of when to contact after a date, when to take drastic measures in a public restroom, and when…

Ep 30 – The DropNutz Tribe

Its fast and furious this week as Bernard & Tony manage to pump three bits of stellar advice AND a heart stopping edition of ‘fun fact, bullshit act’  – Will this be the week Bernard finally takes the lead, or will Tony come up with some sort of trickery to steal victory? And hey! We need…

Ep 27 – Crotch pointing Horoscopes

To be honest, we recorded this one a while ago, then Tony deleted the edited version and had to do it all over again. Subsequently I cannot remember what it was all about. Something to do with stuck pot lids and horoscopes maybe? Listen and find out for yourself! Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most…

Ep 24 – A podcast you wouldn’t want to strip to

In these perilous times, the lads focus on the issues on everyone’s minds…. There’s a whole bog roll in the toilet!!!! What is the perfect song for a comedic PG-rated striptease? Help! My Dildo is lost in the post! Who says this is not a serious program dedicated to tackling the big issues. All this…

Ep 21 – Bengalese Blood Orange Tea

Arranging a first date can be a debilitating nerve-racking affair, luckily for all you daters out there, Bernard & Tony have your back in this week’s masterpiece.
We also embark on the nature of success and procrastination and try and tell someone their problem isn’t a problem.
Will Bernard pull back the lead in ‘Fun Fact or Bullshit Act?” , will this segment get a better theme song? – Only one way to find out….

Ep 20 – Lazy Changing Daydreamers

This week Tony and Bernard create the perfect formula for a killer fun time party. Tony realises some alarming driving habits and relives some past drinking escapades he would rather forget. Bernard channels his inner grumpy old man and gives some great advice on Ch-ch-changes! Also this week a very controversial Fun Fact or Bullshit Act, so controversial…

Ep 19 – The post-colonoscopy special

So yeah, it happened, Tony had a colonoscopy. The results… a post sedative rant fest from the Ass-Man himself. Throw in some advice we dish out around letting a girl know you really like her, getting a mate to pay you back, and dealing with brainiac mates and you have a classic Counsinocracy podcast episode….

Episode 18 – Trumpasaurus Rex

Genuine Answers to Genuine Questions this week – How to propose at Harry Potter Word? How to get rid of shitty flatmates and Why do we know more about Dinosaurs than Neanderthals (not sure we do but hey.) Tony tells a few thrilling personal stories, we have another round of ‘Fun Fact or Bullshit Act’…

Episode 17 – Anxious abusive travel toddlers

A huge week for the world as we unveil a new segment for Cousinocracy, Random Fact or Bullshit Act? Don’t worry we will continue to refine the jingle so it won’t always be as shit as the one you hear here (hair, hare.) We tackle some of life’s problems including abusive 8 year olds, where to travel on…

Episode 14 – Lucifer’s Rectum and other cheap laughs

Some would say we phoned this one in, but those in the know realise we Skyped this one in instead. We deal with bad breath (like really fucking bad breath,) a few wedding issues, and one poor old lady who has fallen victim to cheap attention grabbing headlines (unlike the high brow prose we utilise…

Episode 13 – Horses and Dogs and Bushi Oh My!

Unlucky 13 turns out to be barn-burner of an episode. With useful advice for talking to girls, dealing with stray dogs and an impromptu genius business idea all thrown in for no charge to you! No issue is too mundane or private for Cousinocracy, send us your issues and problems couninocracy@gmail.com Stray Dog question; see…