Ep 42 – Nappy Bombing the Neighbours

Finding a way to turn your poop machine baby into a weapon of mass disruption is what we do best here at Cousinocracy. And we use this tactic to help out a regular old dude sort out his slightly louder than necessary neighbors. This week we also offer advice on strangers using your parking spaces…

Ep 35 – Stale Honesty

High intensity mediocrity from the boys this week as Bernard tackles some interesting issues and Tony tackles his desire for sleep (no he is not on sedatives this week, he is just sleepy.) Advice was dished in between all the mindless drivel, including such important issues as asking for a discount, group text hijinks and getting…

Ep 33 – This is the 11:30 train to ‘Advice’ via ‘Dick Jokes’

Every thought about travelling to Amsterdam alone? Worried about leaving your former flatmates with a serial killer? Ever curious about what it would be like to be a human urinal? Well this is the show for you! This week we tackle many an issue including solo-travelling, UK flatting conventions and how best to swallow a…

Ep 31 – Give maybe one F for the important stuff

This week we give advice on the big three H’s  for a happy life: health, housing and  how to make money. Lets just say the health part starts with not eating from the same two plastic spoons for 12 years, housing starts with avoiding dead goats and how to make money, well you’ll have to…

Ep 30 – The DropNutz Tribe

Its fast and furious this week as Bernard & Tony manage to pump three bits of stellar advice AND a heart stopping edition of ‘fun fact, bullshit act’  – Will this be the week Bernard finally takes the lead, or will Tony come up with some sort of trickery to steal victory? And hey! We need…

Ep 29 – Jenny and the Geologists Lost Bra

Welcome back everyone and hello to 2017. We kick the year off with a Cousinocracy first – A guest host – Who helps us our with a misplaced brassiere. We also manage to mix up our questions list which was really fun (blame that on the lads being a bit rusty after a few weeks away…

Ep 28 – A not so PC (or PG) Christmas Special

It’s Christmas time and here at Cousinocracy we have joined in the commercial hype with our very own Christmas special. Christmas brings a unique set of challenges for people to deal with, and we deal with these issues with aplomb and grace –  or in Tony’s case – with a half-drunk rant. Oh and ‘Jonas…

Ep 27 – Crotch pointing Horoscopes

To be honest, we recorded this one a while ago, then Tony deleted the edited version and had to do it all over again. Subsequently I cannot remember what it was all about. Something to do with stuck pot lids and horoscopes maybe? Listen and find out for yourself! Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most…

Ep 25 – How not to wax a cat

The lads are back and their advice is LIT! Their flow is on fleek and other buzzwords we don’t understand. This week we help someone who has excess wax on their feline companion , explore the hidden meanings behind recurring dreams and help someone struggling to get the concept of a steering wheel. All this plus…

Ep 24 – A podcast you wouldn’t want to strip to

In these perilous times, the lads focus on the issues on everyone’s minds…. There’s a whole bog roll in the toilet!!!! What is the perfect song for a comedic PG-rated striptease? Help! My Dildo is lost in the post! Who says this is not a serious program dedicated to tackling the big issues. All this…

Ep 20 – Lazy Changing Daydreamers

This week Tony and Bernard create the perfect formula for a killer fun time party. Tony realises some alarming driving habits and relives some past drinking escapades he would rather forget. Bernard channels his inner grumpy old man and gives some great advice on Ch-ch-changes! Also this week a very controversial Fun Fact or Bullshit Act, so controversial…