Ep 39 – Michael Bolton’s New Job

Sober, rested, and ready for more advice. The cousins are back and this week we are helping people settle into their new jobs, help lovely sounding first time tourists and attempting to deal with those damn dirty Cinema Texters. Fun Fact, Bullshit Act returns with some fun Beatles facts, and we only veer off topic twice!…

Ep 33 – This is the 11:30 train to ‘Advice’ via ‘Dick Jokes’

Every thought about travelling to Amsterdam alone? Worried about leaving your former flatmates with a serial killer? Ever curious about what it would be like to be a human urinal? Well this is the show for you! This week we tackle many an issue including solo-travelling, UK flatting conventions and how best to swallow a…

Ep 31 – Give maybe one F for the important stuff

This week we give advice on the big three H’s  for a happy life: health, housing and  how to make money. Lets just say the health part starts with not eating from the same two plastic spoons for 12 years, housing starts with avoiding dead goats and how to make money, well you’ll have to…

Ep 30 – The DropNutz Tribe

Its fast and furious this week as Bernard & Tony manage to pump three bits of stellar advice AND a heart stopping edition of ‘fun fact, bullshit act’  – Will this be the week Bernard finally takes the lead, or will Tony come up with some sort of trickery to steal victory? And hey! We need…

Ep 29 – Jenny and the Geologists Lost Bra

Welcome back everyone and hello to 2017. We kick the year off with a Cousinocracy first – A guest host – Who helps us our with a misplaced brassiere. We also manage to mix up our questions list which was really fun (blame that on the lads being a bit rusty after a few weeks away…

Ep 28 – A not so PC (or PG) Christmas Special

It’s Christmas time and here at Cousinocracy we have joined in the commercial hype with our very own Christmas special. Christmas brings a unique set of challenges for people to deal with, and we deal with these issues with aplomb and grace –  or in Tony’s case – with a half-drunk rant. Oh and ‘Jonas…

Ep 27 – Crotch pointing Horoscopes

To be honest, we recorded this one a while ago, then Tony deleted the edited version and had to do it all over again. Subsequently I cannot remember what it was all about. Something to do with stuck pot lids and horoscopes maybe? Listen and find out for yourself! Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most…

Ep 25 – How not to wax a cat

The lads are back and their advice is LIT! Their flow is on fleek and other buzzwords we don’t understand. This week we help someone who has excess wax on their feline companion , explore the hidden meanings behind recurring dreams and help someone struggling to get the concept of a steering wheel. All this plus…

Ep 23 – Donald rises to Power

Recorded as Donald Trump wins the 2016 US Presidential Election, Tony and Bernard were somewhat distracted as they attempted to solve the BIG issues facing people in the world today; How to kick someone out of your band for instance. The all-to-often issue of finding one’s boyfriends growing belly attractive. And of course, if you…

Ep 22 – Boners through the Internet

Jet-Lagged and lackadaisical, if only that were the worst of it. While Tony struggles to keep a coherent flow, Bernard attempts to help someone who needs to have an awkward conversation at work. We discuss revenge phone prank ideas and discuss facts about Paris, while also debating the merit of various pubic hair styling techniques….

Ep 19 – The post-colonoscopy special

So yeah, it happened, Tony had a colonoscopy. The results… a post sedative rant fest from the Ass-Man himself. Throw in some advice we dish out around letting a girl know you really like her, getting a mate to pay you back, and dealing with brainiac mates and you have a classic Counsinocracy podcast episode….