Ep 34 – Bernard, Interrupted

  Ever asked yourself the question, Is Bernard slightly possessed by a slightly ticked off demon? Well today you may get the answer you seek on this ever present question. Also we help tackle the burning issues of when to contact after a date, when to take drastic measures in a public restroom, and when…

Ep 33 – This is the 11:30 train to ‘Advice’ via ‘Dick Jokes’

Every thought about travelling to Amsterdam alone? Worried about leaving your former flatmates with a serial killer? Ever curious about what it would be like to be a human urinal? Well this is the show for you! This week we tackle many an issue including solo-travelling, UK flatting conventions and how best to swallow a…

Ep 31 – Give maybe one F for the important stuff

This week we give advice on the big three H’s  for a happy life: health, housing and  how to make money. Lets just say the health part starts with not eating from the same two plastic spoons for 12 years, housing starts with avoiding dead goats and how to make money, well you’ll have to…

Ep 23 – Donald rises to Power

Recorded as Donald Trump wins the 2016 US Presidential Election, Tony and Bernard were somewhat distracted as they attempted to solve the BIG issues facing people in the world today; How to kick someone out of your band for instance. The all-to-often issue of finding one’s boyfriends growing belly attractive. And of course, if you…

Episode 18 – Trumpasaurus Rex

Genuine Answers to Genuine Questions this week – How to propose at Harry Potter Word? How to get rid of shitty flatmates and Why do we know more about Dinosaurs than Neanderthals (not sure we do but hey.) Tony tells a few thrilling personal stories, we have another round of ‘Fun Fact or Bullshit Act’…

Episode 17 – Anxious abusive travel toddlers

A huge week for the world as we unveil a new segment for Cousinocracy, Random Fact or Bullshit Act? Don’t worry we will continue to refine the jingle so it won’t always be as shit as the one you hear here (hair, hare.) We tackle some of life’s problems including abusive 8 year olds, where to travel on…

Episode 14 – Lucifer’s Rectum and other cheap laughs

Some would say we phoned this one in, but those in the know realise we Skyped this one in instead. We deal with bad breath (like really fucking bad breath,) a few wedding issues, and one poor old lady who has fallen victim to cheap attention grabbing headlines (unlike the high brow prose we utilise…

Episode 10 – Donald Trump is a Grizzly Bear

Well no one can say we don’t tackle the tough issues here at Cousinocracy. This week we investigate the various abilities of both Grizzly Bears AND Silverback Gorillas. Also on the show, we help one dreamy sounding gentleman with a potential Ramsay Bolton situation, take a closer look at some classic post-grunge lyrics and investigate more…