Ep 39 – Michael Bolton’s New Job

Sober, rested, and ready for more advice. The cousins are back and this week we are helping people settle into their new jobs, help lovely sounding first time tourists and attempting to deal with those damn dirty Cinema Texters. Fun Fact, Bullshit Act¬†returns with some fun Beatles facts, and we only veer off topic twice!…

Ep 34 – Bernard, Interrupted

  Ever asked yourself the question, Is Bernard slightly possessed by a slightly ticked off demon? Well today you may get the answer you seek on this ever present question. Also we help tackle the burning issues of when to contact after a date, when to take drastic measures in a public restroom, and when…

Ep 28 – A not so PC (or PG) Christmas Special

It’s Christmas time and here at Cousinocracy we have joined in the commercial hype with our very own Christmas special. Christmas brings a unique set of challenges for people to deal with, and we deal with these issues with aplomb and grace – ¬†or in Tony’s case – with a half-drunk rant. Oh and ‘Jonas…

Ep 23 – Donald rises to Power

Recorded as Donald Trump wins the 2016 US Presidential Election, Tony and Bernard were somewhat distracted as they attempted to solve the BIG issues facing people in the world today; How to kick someone out of your band for instance. The all-to-often issue of finding one’s boyfriends growing belly attractive. And of course, if you…

Ep 22 – Boners through the Internet

Jet-Lagged and lackadaisical, if only that were the worst of it. While Tony struggles to keep a coherent flow, Bernard attempts to help someone who needs to have an awkward conversation at work. We discuss revenge phone prank ideas and discuss facts about Paris, while also debating the merit of various pubic hair styling techniques….

Ep 19 – The post-colonoscopy special

So yeah, it happened, Tony had a colonoscopy. The results… a post sedative rant fest from the Ass-Man himself. Throw in some advice we dish out around letting a girl know you really like her, getting a mate to pay you back, and dealing with brainiac mates and you have a classic Counsinocracy podcast episode….

Episode 14 – Lucifer’s Rectum and other cheap laughs

Some would say we phoned this one in, but those in the know realise we Skyped this one in instead. We deal with bad breath (like really fucking bad breath,) a few wedding issues, and one poor old lady who has fallen victim to cheap attention grabbing headlines (unlike the high brow prose we utilise…