Ep 43 – It’s all your fault Tommy

  In what could be the final installment of Cousinocracy (in it’s current format) the cousins tackle the last of humanities problems; How to make an unbeatable argument from an unwinnable position Whether to lose your legs or become fused to your couch, and the age old issue of Correct Conduct at a Conference or…

Ep 42 – Nappy Bombing the Neighbours

Finding a way to turn your poop machine baby into a weapon of mass disruption is what we do best here at Cousinocracy. And we use this tactic to help out a regular old dude sort out his slightly louder than necessary neighbors. This week we also offer advice on strangers using your parking spaces…

Ep 41 – Swinging into the Kitchen

Are Aussies less polite in general? Are Swingers parties life or death situations? Can Tony somehow find three linking puns for all of our issues to solve this week? – Probably No (to all) but listen anyway, it is really fun I swear. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them…

Ep 40 – Deadly Merging Washing Machines

What happens when you cross routine commutes and livestock? Only one way to find out – listen to Episode 40 of Cousinocracy! This week we tackle some tough challenges including – but not limited to- purchasing whiteware and driving on the motorway. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them to us…

Ep 39 – Michael Bolton’s New Job

Sober, rested, and ready for more advice. The cousins are back and this week we are helping people settle into their new jobs, help lovely sounding first time tourists and attempting to deal with those damn dirty Cinema Texters. Fun Fact, Bullshit Act returns with some fun Beatles facts, and we only veer off topic twice!…

Ep 38 – Drunken Secret Sauce

So your two favourite cousins head out of town to another cousins wedding, what do you do? Get drunk and record an episode that’s what! With three incredible bits of advice, including songwriting (Tony sings a shocker,) getting your clothes back and catching a mail thief. I hope Tony managed to edit something useful out of…

Ep 34 – Bernard, Interrupted

  Ever asked yourself the question, Is Bernard slightly possessed by a slightly ticked off demon? Well today you may get the answer you seek on this ever present question. Also we help tackle the burning issues of when to contact after a date, when to take drastic measures in a public restroom, and when…

Ep 31 – Give maybe one F for the important stuff

This week we give advice on the big three H’s  for a happy life: health, housing and  how to make money. Lets just say the health part starts with not eating from the same two plastic spoons for 12 years, housing starts with avoiding dead goats and how to make money, well you’ll have to…

Ep 30 – The DropNutz Tribe

Its fast and furious this week as Bernard & Tony manage to pump three bits of stellar advice AND a heart stopping edition of ‘fun fact, bullshit act’  – Will this be the week Bernard finally takes the lead, or will Tony come up with some sort of trickery to steal victory? And hey! We need…

Ep 29 – Jenny and the Geologists Lost Bra

Welcome back everyone and hello to 2017. We kick the year off with a Cousinocracy first – A guest host – Who helps us our with a misplaced brassiere. We also manage to mix up our questions list which was really fun (blame that on the lads being a bit rusty after a few weeks away…

Ep 27 – Crotch pointing Horoscopes

To be honest, we recorded this one a while ago, then Tony deleted the edited version and had to do it all over again. Subsequently I cannot remember what it was all about. Something to do with stuck pot lids and horoscopes maybe? Listen and find out for yourself! Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most…

Ep 26 – To tame a possum or start a war…

When you have a possum under your sink, or when your future sister-in-law is trying to ruin your wedding, or when you want to lose weight, who do you call? Your cousins Bernard and Tony of course! Global political meltdowns, alternative waste-disposal units and the finer points of golf are all explored as useful solutions…