Ep 41 – Swinging into the Kitchen

Are Aussies less polite in general? Are Swingers parties life or death situations? Can Tony somehow find three linking puns for all of our issues to solve this week? – Probably No (to all) but listen anyway, it is really fun I swear. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them…

Ep 40 – Deadly Merging Washing Machines

What happens when you cross routine commutes and livestock? Only one way to find out – listen to Episode 40 of Cousinocracy! This week we tackle some tough challenges including – but not limited to- purchasing whiteware and driving on the motorway. And hey, we can solve your problems too – just email them to us…

Ep 35 – Stale Honesty

High intensity mediocrity from the boys this week as Bernard tackles some interesting issues and Tony tackles his desire for sleep (no he is not on sedatives this week, he is just sleepy.) Advice was dished in between all the mindless drivel, including such important issues as asking for a discount, group text hijinks and getting…

Ep 19 – The post-colonoscopy special

So yeah, it happened, Tony had a colonoscopy. The results… a post sedative rant fest from the Ass-Man himself. Throw in some advice we dish out around letting a girl know you really like her, getting a mate to pay you back, and dealing with brainiac mates and you have a classic Counsinocracy podcast episode….

Episode 18 – Trumpasaurus Rex

Genuine Answers to Genuine Questions this week – How to propose at Harry Potter Word? How to get rid of shitty flatmates and Why do we know more about Dinosaurs than Neanderthals (not sure we do but hey.) Tony tells a few thrilling personal stories, we have another round of ‘Fun Fact or Bullshit Act’…

Episode 17 – Anxious abusive travel toddlers

A huge week for the world as we unveil a new segment for Cousinocracy, Random Fact or Bullshit Act? Don’t worry we will continue to refine the jingle so it won’t always be as shit as the one you hear here (hair, hare.) We tackle some of life’s problems including abusive 8 year olds, where to travel on…

Episode 14 – Lucifer’s Rectum and other cheap laughs

Some would say we phoned this one in, but those in the know realise we Skyped this one in instead. We deal with bad breath (like really fucking bad breath,) a few wedding issues, and one poor old lady who has fallen victim to cheap attention grabbing headlines (unlike the high brow prose we utilise…

Episode 13 – Horses and Dogs and Bushi Oh My!

Unlucky 13 turns out to be barn-burner of an episode. With useful advice for talking to girls, dealing with stray dogs and an impromptu genius business idea all thrown in for no charge to you! No issue is too mundane or private for Cousinocracy, send us your issues and problems couninocracy@gmail.com Stray Dog question; see…

Episode 12 – Four Gastro-clones and a Funeral

The issues of cloning rear their ugly head in this weeks multi-session episode, not the high minded moral implications mind you but rather the issues such as how to convince your clone to do the shit you don’t want to do. We attempt to find the deeper meaning in Nicki Minaj lyrics, and try and…

Episode 11 – A methodical look at lies, pillows and masturbation

We are nothing if not thorough here at Cousinocracy. This week we revisit a listener issue after receiving more information about their particular problem. We roll turds  in glitter during Lyrical Breakdown (attn: Rihanna, who wrote that song?) discuss sleep techniques and try to help one sorry bastard out of the trickiest situation yet faced…

Episode 10 – Donald Trump is a Grizzly Bear

Well no one can say we don’t tackle the tough issues here at Cousinocracy. This week we investigate the various abilities of both Grizzly Bears AND Silverback Gorillas. Also on the show, we help one dreamy sounding gentleman with a potential Ramsay Bolton situation, take a closer look at some classic post-grunge lyrics and investigate more…

Episode 9 – When you’ve blown it, Own it

New problems, new segments and new sound effects! Life’s conundrums resolved, including strip club issues, pillow case issues and even Mummy issues. Bernard and Tony try to find the silver lining in even the worst situations and Tony reinterprets the lyrics to another classic 90’s pop hit. Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most of the…