Ep 19 – The post-colonoscopy special

So yeah, it happened, Tony had a colonoscopy. The results… a post sedative rant fest from the Ass-Man himself. Throw in some advice we dish out around letting a girl know you really like her, getting a mate to pay you back, and dealing with brainiac mates and you have a classic Counsinocracy podcast episode….

Episode 18 – Trumpasaurus Rex

Genuine Answers to Genuine Questions this week – How to propose at Harry Potter Word? How to get rid of shitty flatmates and Why do we know more about Dinosaurs than Neanderthals (not sure we do but hey.) Tony tells a few thrilling personal stories, we have another round of ‘Fun Fact or Bullshit Act’…

Episode 17 – Anxious abusive travel toddlers

A huge week for the world as we unveil a new segment for Cousinocracy, Random Fact or Bullshit Act? Don’t worry we will continue to refine the jingle so it won’t always be as shit as the one you hear here (hair, hare.) We tackle some of life’s problems including abusive 8 year olds, where to travel on…

Episode 16 – Don’t stand for shit

In this week’s trainwreck, we help a listener deal with an angry, gluten intolerant father, help a redditor whose friend is a disgusting grub and we see the return of ‘Lyrical Breakdown’ for perhaps its last time. Tons of advice, a few funny moments, and several rants all add up to about 45 mins of…

Episode 15 – Tongue Tied and Twisted

A follow up from a previous bit of advice kicks this weeks episode off with bang, until Bernard and Tony get sidetracked (mostly through tripping over their words and general lack of ability to express themselves coherently.) Advice on avoiding the friendzone, a miraculous answer from Albie the Cat and dealing with  a slob are…

Episode 14 – Lucifer’s Rectum and other cheap laughs

Some would say we phoned this one in, but those in the know realise we Skyped this one in instead. We deal with bad breath (like really fucking bad breath,) a few wedding issues, and one poor old lady who has fallen victim to cheap attention grabbing headlines (unlike the high brow prose we utilise…

Episode 13 – Horses and Dogs and Bushi Oh My!

Unlucky 13 turns out to be barn-burner of an episode. With useful advice for talking to girls, dealing with stray dogs and an impromptu genius business idea all thrown in for no charge to you! No issue is too mundane or private for Cousinocracy, send us your issues and problems couninocracy@gmail.com Stray Dog question; see…

Episode 12 – Four Gastro-clones and a Funeral

The issues of cloning rear their ugly head in this weeks multi-session episode, not the high minded moral implications mind you but rather the issues such as how to convince your clone to do the shit you don’t want to do. We attempt to find the deeper meaning in Nicki Minaj lyrics, and try and…

Episode 11 – A methodical look at lies, pillows and masturbation

We are nothing if not thorough here at Cousinocracy. This week we revisit a listener issue after receiving more information about their particular problem. We roll turds  in glitter during Lyrical Breakdown (attn: Rihanna, who wrote that song?) discuss sleep techniques and try to help one sorry bastard out of the trickiest situation yet faced…

Episode 10 – Donald Trump is a Grizzly Bear

Well no one can say we don’t tackle the tough issues here at Cousinocracy. This week we investigate the various abilities of both Grizzly Bears AND Silverback Gorillas. Also on the show, we help one dreamy sounding gentleman with a potential Ramsay Bolton situation, take a closer look at some classic post-grunge lyrics and investigate more…

Episode 9 – When you’ve blown it, Own it

New problems, new segments and new sound effects! Life’s conundrums resolved, including strip club issues, pillow case issues and even Mummy issues. Bernard and Tony try to find the silver lining in even the worst situations and Tony reinterprets the lyrics to another classic 90’s pop hit. Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most of the…

Episode Eight – A Pokeball is no Tangelo

Despite referring to himself as a hedgehog, Bernard was all fired up to make this episode to blow Cousinocracy into the stratosphere… and then rants on about his rediscovered favourite fruit. Finding friends advice given via song, Tony tries to talk a clumsy fellow into becoming a shut-in before taking the show to new lows, and…