Ep 31 – Give maybe one F for the important stuff

This week we give advice on the big three H’s  for a happy life: health, housing and  how to make money. Lets just say the health part starts with not eating from the same two plastic spoons for 12 years, housing starts with avoiding dead goats and how to make money, well you’ll have to…

Ep 30 – The DropNutz Tribe

Its fast and furious this week as Bernard & Tony manage to pump three bits of stellar advice AND a heart stopping edition of ‘fun fact, bullshit act’  – Will this be the week Bernard finally takes the lead, or will Tony come up with some sort of trickery to steal victory? And hey! We need…

Ep 29 – Jenny and the Geologists Lost Bra

Welcome back everyone and hello to 2017. We kick the year off with a Cousinocracy first – A guest host – Who helps us our with a misplaced brassiere. We also manage to mix up our questions list which was really fun (blame that on the lads being a bit rusty after a few weeks away…

Ep 28 – A not so PC (or PG) Christmas Special

It’s Christmas time and here at Cousinocracy we have joined in the commercial hype with our very own Christmas special. Christmas brings a unique set of challenges for people to deal with, and we deal with these issues with aplomb and grace –  or in Tony’s case – with a half-drunk rant. Oh and ‘Jonas…

Ep 27 – Crotch pointing Horoscopes

To be honest, we recorded this one a while ago, then Tony deleted the edited version and had to do it all over again. Subsequently I cannot remember what it was all about. Something to do with stuck pot lids and horoscopes maybe? Listen and find out for yourself! Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most…

Ep 26 – To tame a possum or start a war…

When you have a possum under your sink, or when your future sister-in-law is trying to ruin your wedding, or when you want to lose weight, who do you call? Your cousins Bernard and Tony of course! Global political meltdowns, alternative waste-disposal units and the finer points of golf are all explored as useful solutions…

Ep 25 – How not to wax a cat

The lads are back and their advice is LIT! Their flow is on fleek and other buzzwords we don’t understand. This week we help someone who has excess wax on their feline companion , explore the hidden meanings behind recurring dreams and help someone struggling to get the concept of a steering wheel. All this plus…

Ep 24 – A podcast you wouldn’t want to strip to

In these perilous times, the lads focus on the issues on everyone’s minds…. There’s a whole bog roll in the toilet!!!! What is the perfect song for a comedic PG-rated striptease? Help! My Dildo is lost in the post! Who says this is not a serious program dedicated to tackling the big issues. All this…

Ep 23 – Donald rises to Power

Recorded as Donald Trump wins the 2016 US Presidential Election, Tony and Bernard were somewhat distracted as they attempted to solve the BIG issues facing people in the world today; How to kick someone out of your band for instance. The all-to-often issue of finding one’s boyfriends growing belly attractive. And of course, if you…

Ep 22 – Boners through the Internet

Jet-Lagged and lackadaisical, if only that were the worst of it. While Tony struggles to keep a coherent flow, Bernard attempts to help someone who needs to have an awkward conversation at work. We discuss revenge phone prank ideas and discuss facts about Paris, while also debating the merit of various pubic hair styling techniques….

Ep 21 – Bengalese Blood Orange Tea

Arranging a first date can be a debilitating nerve-racking affair, luckily for all you daters out there, Bernard & Tony have your back in this week’s masterpiece.
We also embark on the nature of success and procrastination and try and tell someone their problem isn’t a problem.
Will Bernard pull back the lead in ‘Fun Fact or Bullshit Act?” , will this segment get a better theme song? – Only one way to find out….

Ep 20 – Lazy Changing Daydreamers

This week Tony and Bernard create the perfect formula for a killer fun time party. Tony realises some alarming driving habits and relives some past drinking escapades he would rather forget. Bernard channels his inner grumpy old man and gives some great advice on Ch-ch-changes! Also this week a very controversial Fun Fact or Bullshit Act, so controversial…